Apr 17, 2014
3,592 notes

officialunitedstates:

this is like a rich person tossing their money into a fire but not even using it to keep warm

Apr 17, 2014
87,319 notes

outscore:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

(Source: farenheits, via baracknobama)

Apr 17, 2014
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Finally scheduling my permit test.

Finally scheduling my permit test.

Apr 15, 2014
66,383 notes

lickbitchesgetmoney:

xybutt:

lickbitchesgetmoney:

i like how in the sims 3 you can walk around with 1,100 eggs in ur pocket

image

women do the same except it’s with their vaginas

ggggggggggGggggGg

(Source: ee8e8e8e88e8e8e8e8e8e8e8e8e8e8e8, via baracknobama)

Apr 15, 2014
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http://spookymormonheckdream.tumblr.com/post/82835856654/lucasbieneke-apparently-my-director-went-to-see

lucasbieneke:

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor…

(via thoroughlymodern-lexi)

Apr 15, 2014
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(Source: dundermifflinscranton, via pizza)

Apr 15, 2014
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Apr 15, 2014
2,797 notes

Disney parallels in The Jolly Roger

(Source: paradisdesbilles, via thoroughlymodern-lexi)

Apr 15, 2014
0 notes
But I’m holding my phone right side up…

But I’m holding my phone right side up…

Apr 15, 2014
0 notes

I forgot how much fun sleepovers are!

Apr 14, 2014
195,810 notes

cloysterboo:

cloysterboo:

cloysterboo:

Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.

Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.

Follow for more fun science facts.

(Source: cloysterbell, via get-fuckin-low)

Apr 14, 2014
449,828 notes

fandommember:

benaddictedcumberbabe:

cameronfryesgirlfriend:

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

Someone else might have needed it more

(via pizza)

Apr 14, 2014
912,369 notes

(Source: exclusivemedia, via thvnders)

Apr 14, 2014
79,841 notes

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

(via pizza)

Apr 14, 2014
171,581 notes

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via get-fuckin-low)

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